Bubble Effect

**DISCLAIMER** This story isn't directly about my children. However, it is funny as hell and worth the read and I am most definitely glad that not only my children come up with this stuff.

Last night I was at my friends house getting my nails done. Her son is a few months older than Joseph. Therefore, we often share stories about funny things that happen with our kids.

This has to be one of the best.

More recently I have been trying to teach my boys proper terminology for body parts. I figure best to have the truth out there and have them comfortable using those words before they realize that they can be uncomfortable words.

There have been a few bumps in the road that have created some laughter. Like if you were to ask Joseph what girls have he'd tell you that they have vagestines.

So, last night my friend and I were talking about this. She proceeds to tell me, and how I understood the story through her laughter is beyond me, that the other day her son was riding his bike and he had a bit of an.... "accident".
Somehow he slipped and banged his goodies on the bar between his legs. He came in the front door and dropped to the floor in pain. She was asking him what happened and his reply was "I owwwwww banged myself..... and, and, and, ohhhhh, ohhhh I think I broke a bubble." His Mom enquires "A bubble??? Like on the bike??" the boy's reply "NOOOOOO, uhhhh, owwww, a bubble... like they hang there and they are round and one hangs lower than the other a little bit.... my BUBBLES MOM!! OOOOOHHH!!!!"

Bubbles. I have never hear them referred to as that. But now I am sure my friend and I will often call them bubbles.