Joking assumption or creepy intuition?

Big Daddy's brother is getting married this upcoming weekend. We are all anticipating the wedding and the good times that will go along with it. Big Daddy and I have our wedding duties and are just glad to get to join in all the fun.

But I have to admit as the day gets closer I grow more weary of my "job".
SIL to be has asked me to do a reading at the church. Sure. No biggie, I can do that. Whether I grotesquely waddle to the front of the church or have to hand over my baby to go up there, I will do it. The only thing holding me back would be actually being in the position of delivery at that particular moment.

However, the other day my sister was over and we were chatting. I told her about my reading. She giggles and says what if your water breaks while your up there and mimics "Love is patient...SPLOOSH" haha. I don't think I have ever been so white as my saucer sized eyes looked at her and I said "That is the reading I am doing!" How did she know that?!

So now all of the apprehensions I have gone to great lengths to suppress about getting up in front of 200+ in a church have resurfaced with avengance. I am now terrified that I will get up there, say those exact words and IT will happen.

I know I have no control over what happens or when it happens. But how creepy would that be.

So to all my blog readers who are wedding goers if you are wondering why I pause after I mutter the words "Love is patient" you will know that I am just waiting to make sure it was just a joking assumption.