Midnight Madness

Are these things that only happen in our house? Or do weird things happen in all homes all across the world while people are supposed to be asleep? I swear my children are at their utter strangest from 11:30pm until around 6:45 am.

Joseph is the good sleeper. He generally gets into bed and dosen't get out again until 6 or 7am. Remember I said "generally" he does get up for oddity's some nights and does occasionally wet the bed. But don't let him know I told you that.

The other night Big Daddy and I are fast asleep. Joseph waltz's in around 4am. *taptaptap* on Big Daddy's shoulder (by the way, how is that for well trained that they go to Big Daddy's side of the bed...sweet huh!). Big Daddy is a heavy sleeper so I am sure there was more than one *taptaptap* until he has to hiss a quietly loud "DAD"

Big Daddy finally clues in to someone being there "what"
J - "I umm, lost my pants"
BD - "you WHAT?"
sidenote ~ Big Daddy is about as blind as they come so without his glasses on he can see pretty much nothing!
J - "I lost my pants!"
BD - "Where?" because I guess that matters at 4am?
J - "I dont know, I woke up and they were gone"
BD ~ reaches over not able to see a thing and his hand hits nakedness "WHAT?"
J - "Dad, I LOST my pants!"
BD - "Well, did you wet the bed and forget to put new ones on?"
J - "No"
BD - "well, go put new ones on and go back to bed"
J - "top too?"
BD - "whatever"

What I don't quite understand about all of this is that in the morning Joseph was infact wearing the same top and bottoms I put on him when he went to bed? It's a good thing I don't drink heavily on a daily basis or this could get confusing.