Defining the Moment

Today I was told that a post in my blog made me sound like an "idiot"
So being offended by this I decide to find a dictionary definition of idiot.

"A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive"

Well for the record, I guess I am infact NOT an idiot because I do have a mental age above THREE and I was smart enough to be offended and find a definition that told me I was correct in standing offended.

But you know those common dangers I just haven't a handle on yet.

Sincerely,
Idiot